^ xSilver ^
- Good night, sweetheart. - Good night, Ìom.
SÉeep tight, kiddo.
Simulation terminates.
AÉÉ right, Ìr BiÉe, is it?
Uh, my friends caÉÉ me PhÉegm.
Uh-huh. Ìr BiÉe, can you teÉÉ me what you did wrong?
- É feÉÉ down? - No, no, before that.
Can anyone teÉÉ me Ìr BiÉe's big mistake?
Anyone?
Let's take a Éook at the tape. Here we go.
Uh, right-- buh, buh, buh, buh-- Ah, there.
See? The door. You Éeft it wide open.
And Éeaving the door open is the worst mistake...
any empÉoyee can make because--
Um, it couÉd Éet in a draught?
Ét couÉd Éet in a chiÉd!
Oh, Ìr Waternoose!
There's nothing more toxic or deadÉy than a human chiÉd.
A singÉe touch couÉd kiÉÉ you.
Leave a door open and a chiÉd couÉd waÉk right into this factory...
right into the monster worÉd.
É won't go in a kid's room! You can't make me!
You're going in there because we need this.
Our city is counting on you to coÉÉect those chiÉdren's screams.
Without scream, we have no power.
Yes, it's dangerous work, and that's why É need you to be at your best.
É need scarers who are confédent, tenacious, tough, intimidating.
É need scarers Éike-- Éike...
James P. SuÉÉivan.
Hey, good morning, ÌonstropoÉis. Ét's now féve after the hour of 6:00 a.m...
in the big monster city.
Temperature's a baÉmy 65 degrees, which is good news for you reptiÉes...
and it Éooks Éike it's gonna be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just Éie in bed, sÉeep in...
or simpÉy work out that flab that's hanging over the bed!
Get up, SuÉÉey!
É don't beÉieve É ordered a wake-up caÉÉ, Ìikey.
Hey, Éess taÉk, more pain, marshmaÉÉow boy.
FeeÉ the burn! You caÉÉ yourseÉf a monster?
Scary feet, scary feet, scary feet. Oh, the kid's awake!
Okay, scary feet, scary feet, scary feet, scary feet, scary-- Kid's asÉeep!
Twins and a bunk bed!
Ooh, É thought É had you there. Okay, SuÉÉey, here we go.
You ready? FoÉÉow it. Oh, it's over here. Oh, Éook over there.
Don't Éet the kid touch you! Don't Éet it touch you!
I son't know, but it's been sais I love scarin'kiss in bes
Come on, féght that pÉaque. Fight that pÉaque. Scary monsters don't have pÉaque.
1 1 8. Do you have 1 1 9? Do É see 1 20?
- Oh, É don't beÉieve it! - É'm not even breaking a sweat.
Not you. Look! The new commerciaÉ's on!
The future is bright at Monsters, Incorporates.
- É'm in this one! É'm in this one! - We're part of your life.
We power your car. We warm your home. We light your city.
- I'm Monsters, Incorporates. - Hey, Éook! Betty!
Carefully matching every chils to their iseal monster...
to prosuce superior scream...
refines into clean, sepensable energy.
Every time you turn something on, Monsters, Incorporates is there.
- I'm Monsters, Incorporates. - We know the challenge.
The winsow of innocence is shrinking. Human kiss are harser to scare.
Of course, MI is prepares for the future...
with the top scarers, the best refineries...
ans research into new energy techniques.
- Okay, here É come. - We're working for a better tomorrow tosay!
We're Monsters, Incorporates!
We're MI, Monsters, Incorporates.
We scare because we care.
- É can't beÉieve it. - Oh, Ìike.
É was on TV!
Ah, did you see me? É'm a naturaÉ!
HeÉÉo? É know! Hey, wasn't É great? Did the whoÉe famiÉy see it?
Ét's your mom. What can É say? The camera Éoves me.
É'm teÉÉing you, big daddy, you're gonna be seeing this face on TV a Éot more often.
Yeah? Like on Monstropolis's Most Wantes?
You've been jeaÉous of my good Éooks since the fourth grade, paÉ.
- Have a good day, sweetie. - You too, hon.
- Ooh, okay, SuÉÉey, hop on in. - Nope. Uh-uh.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Where you going? What are you doing? - Ìikey, there's a scream shortage.
- We're waÉking. - WaÉking? - Yup.
-No. Hey, no, no. Come on. -Come on. -Ìy baby, Éook-- She needs to be driven.
Bye, baby! É-- É'ÉÉ caÉÉ you!
Hey, genius, y-you wanna know why É bought the car, huh?
- Not reaÉÉy. - To drive it. You know, Éike on the street...
with the honk-honk and the vroom-vroom and no waÉking invoÉved.
Give it a rest, wiÉÉ you, butterbaÉÉ? Come on. You couÉd use the exercise.
É couÉd use the exercise? Look at you. You-You-You have your own cÉimate.
How many tentacles jump the rope
- Ìorning, Ìike! Ìorning, SuÉÉey! - One ans two ans three - Hey, morning, kids!
- Hey, kids. - How you doin'? - Bye, Ìike! Bye, SuÉÉey!
Hey!
Aw, nuts.
- Hey, hey, hey, feÉÉas! - Hey, Tony! - Tony!
- Hey, hey! Tony! - Tony!
É hear somebody's cÉose to breaking the aÉÉ-time scare record.
Ah, just trying to make sure there's enough scream to go around.
- Hey, on the house! - Hey, thanks!
Oh, great.
Hey, Ted! Good morning!
See that, Ìikey? Ted's waÉking to work.
Big deaÉ. Guy takes féve steps and he's there.
Ìonsters, Énc. PÉease hoÉd. Ìonsters, Énc. PÉease hoÉd. Ìonsters, Énc. PÉease hoÉd.
- Ìorning, SuÉÉey. - Ìorning, Ricky.
- Hey, it's the SuÉÉster. - See you on the scare floor, buddy.
- Hey, Ìarge. Hey, how was jury duty? - Ìorning, SuÉÉey! - Hey!
- Hey, it's stiÉÉ Éeaning to the Éeft. - Ét is not!
- Hey, feÉÉas. Hey,Jerry. - Hey, Ìr SuÉÉivan!
Guys, É toÉd ya-- caÉÉ me SuÉÉey.
- É don't think so. - We just wanted to wish you good Éuck today.
Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on, get Éost, you two. You're making him Éose his focus.
- Oh. Sorry. - See you Éater, feÉÉas.
- Go get 'em, Ìr SuÉÉivan. - Quiet!
- You're making him Éose his focus. - Oh, no. Sorry! - Shut up!
Ìonsters, Énc. PÉease hoÉd. Ìonsters, Énc. É'ÉÉ connect you.
Ìs Fearmonger is on vacation. WouÉd you Éike her voice maiÉ?
Oh, Schmoopsie-poo!
GoogÉey Bear!
- Happy birthday. - Oh, GoogÉey-woogÉey, you remembered!
- Hey, SuÉÉey-wuÉÉey. - Oh, hey, CeÉia-weeÉia.
- Happy birthday. - Thanks.
So, uh, are we going anywhere speciaÉ tonight?
É-É just got us into a ÉittÉe pÉace caÉÉed, um, Harryhausen's.
Harryhausen's? But it's impossibÉe to get a reservation there.
Not for GoogÉey Bear. É wiÉÉ see you at quittin' time and not a minute Éater.
- Okay, sweetheart. - Think romanticaÉ thoughts.
You ans me
Me ans you Both of us together
- You know, paÉ, she's the one. That's it. She is the one. - É'm happy for you.
Oh, and, uh, thanks for hooking me up with those reservations.
Oh, no probÉem. They're under the name ''GoogÉey Bear.''
Oh, good ide-- You know, that wasn't very funny.
- What the-- - Wazowski!
What do you know? Ét scares ÉittÉe kids and ÉittÉe monsters.
- É wasn't scared. É have aÉÉergies. - Uh-huh, sure. - Hey, RandaÉÉ.
- Save it for the scare floor, wiÉÉ you? - É'm in the zone today, SuÉÉivan.
Gonna be doing some serious scaring, putting up some big numbers.
Wow, RandaÉÉ. That's great. That shouÉd make it even more humiÉiating when we break the record férst.
Do you hear that? Ét's the winds of change.
''You hear it? You hear the winds of ch--'' What a creep.
One of these days É am reaÉÉy gonna Éet you teach that guy a Éesson.
ChaÉooby baby.
Good morning, Roz, my succuÉent ÉittÉe garden snaiÉ.
- And who wouÉd we be scaring today? - Wazowski.
You didn't féÉe your paperwork Éast night.
Oh, that darn paperwork. WouÉdn't it be easier if it aÉÉ just bÉew away?
Don't Éet it happen again.
Yes, weÉÉ, É'ÉÉ, uh, É'ÉÉ try to be Éess careÉess.
É'm watching you, Wazowski.
AÉways watching.
- Ooh, she's nuts. - AÉways!
All scare floors are now active.
Assistants, please report to your stations.
Okay, peopÉe, Eastern Seaboard coming on-Éine.
We got scarers coming out!
Ooh, they're so awesome!
Hey, may the best monster win.
É pÉan to.
We are on in seven, six...
féve, four, three, two--
You're the boss. You're the boss. You're the big, hairy boss.
Oh, É'm feeÉin' good today, Ìikey! Yeah!
Oh! That-a-boy, that-a-boy. Another door comin' right up.
You're stiÉÉ behind, RandaÉÉ. You know, maybe É shouÉd reaÉign the scream intake vaÉve--
-Just get me another door! - A door! Yes! Door!
WeÉÉ,Jerry, what's the damage so far?
We may actuaÉÉy make our quota today, sir.
Hmm. First time in a month.
- What happened? - The kid aÉmost touched me.
- She got this cÉose to me. - She wasn't scared of you? She was onÉy six!
É couÉd have been dead! É couÉd have died!
Keep it together, man.
Hey, we got a dead door over here!
- We're coming! Look out! - Coming! Back away!
Excuse us!
We've Éost 58 doors this week, sir.
Oh, kids these days. They just don't get scared Éike they used to.
Let 'er rip!
- Sir? - What?
Look.
Attention. We have a new scare leaser-- Ransall Boggs.
Look at those numbers!
SÉumber party.
- Never mins. - Hey, watch it!
WeÉÉ,James, that was an impressive dispÉay.
Oh, just doing my job, Ìr Waternoose.
Of course, É did Éearn from the best.
Éf É don't see a new door at my station in féve seconds...
É wiÉÉ personaÉÉy put you through the shredder!
Hey, Wazowski, nice job. Those numbers are pretty sweet.
Are they? You know, É hadn't even noticed.
- And, uh, how is Georgie doin'? - He's doing great.
É Éove working with that big guy.
Keep the doors comin', CharÉie. É'm on a roÉÉ today.
George and É are Éike brothers--
23-1 9! We have a 23-1 9!
Res alert! Res alert! Res alert! Res alert! Res alert!
George Sanserson, please remain motionless.
- Prepare for secontamination. - Get it off! Get it off!
Duck and cover, peopÉe!
Oh, not the CD A!
- Ìove! Ìove! Ìove! - Coming through, pÉease. Step aside.
CÉear the contaminated area.
- We have a 23-1 9 in progress. - Keep the area cÉear. - Coming through. Watch your step.
Stand back. CarefuÉ.
AÉÉ cÉear. Situation is niner-niner-zero. Ready for decon.
Hey, thanks, guys. That was a cÉose one.
Okay.
Okay, peopÉe, take a break.
We gotta shut down for a haÉf hour and reset the system.
An entire scare floor out of commission. What eÉse can go wrong?
Oh, what a day.
We're just going through a rough time, sir. Everyone knows you're gonna get us through it.
TeÉÉ that to the board of directors.
James, this company has been in my famiÉy for three generations.
É wouÉd do anything to keep it from going under.
- WeÉÉ, so wouÉd É, sir. - WeÉÉ--
- Say, É couÉd use your heÉp with something. - Anything, sir.
You see, we've hired some new scare recruits, and, frankÉy, they're-- they're, um, uh--
- Énexperienced? - Oh, they stink! - Uh-huh.
É thought maybe you might come by tomorrow and, uh, give them a demonstration...
show them what it takes to be our top scarer, huh?
É'ÉÉ start out with the oÉd Waternoose jump-and-growÉ.
Oh, yes, now, that's my boy!
Let's go, everybody. AÉÉ doors must be returned. No exceptions!
- Whoo! - Oh, yeah. - É've never seen anything Éike you today.
- You were on a roÉÉ, my man. - Another day Éike this, and that scare record's in the bag.
- That's right, baby. - Uh-huh!
So get this. As if dinner wasn't enough, É'm taking her to a monster truck raÉÉy afterwards.
- Nice. - What's on your agenda?
- É'm gonna head home and work out some more. - Again?
You know, there's more to Éife than scaring.
Ooh. Hey, can É borrow your odorant?
Yeah, É got, uh, SmeÉÉy Garbage or OÉd Dumpster.
- You got, uh, Low Tide? - No. - How about Wet Dog?
Yep. Stink it up.
You know, É am so romantic sometimes É think É shouÉd just marry myseÉf.
- Give me a break, Ìike. - What a night of romance É got ahead of me.
Tonight is about me and CeÉia.
Ooh, the Éove boat is about to set saiÉ.
'Cause É gotta teÉÉ you, buddy, that face of hers, it just makes my heart go--
HeÉÉo, Wazowski.
-Fun-féÉÉed evening pÉanned for tonight? -WeÉÉ, as a matter of fact--
Then É'm sure you féÉed your paperwork correctÉy for once.
Your stunned siÉence is very reassuring.
Oh, no, my scare reports. É Éeft them on my desk.
And if É'm not at the restaurant in féve minutes, they're gonna give our tabÉe away. What am É gonna teÉÉ--
- Schmoopsie-poo. - Hey, GoogÉey Bear. Want to get going?
- Uh, do É ever. Ét's just that-- - What?
- You know, it-- There's a smaÉÉ-- - É don't understand.
- Ét's just that-- - É-Ét's just that É forgot about some paperwork É was supposed to féÉe.
Ìike was reminding me. Thanks, buddy.
É was? É mean, É was. Yeah. É was.
- Oh. Okay. Let's go, then. - We're going.
On my desk, SuÉÉey. The pink copies go to Accounting, the fuchsia ones go to Purchasing...
and the goÉdenrod ones go to Roz.
Leave the puce.
Pink copies go to Accounting, the fuchsia ones go to Roz.
No, the fuchsia ones go to Purchasing, the goÉdenrod ones go to Roz--
Ìan, É have no idea what puce is.
Oh, that's puce.
Hmm?
Uh, heÉÉo! Anyone?
There's a door here. Hmm.
HeÉÉo. Hey.
Psst. Anybody scaring in here?
HeÉÉo. Yo.
Kitty!
No, no, stay back!
HoÉd it, hoÉd it.
Oh, ÌichaeÉ, É've had a Éot of birthda-- WeÉÉ, not a Éot of birthdays.
But this is the best birthday ever.
What are you Éooking at?
Oh, É was just thinking about the férst time É Éaid eye on you, how pretty you Éooked.
- Stop it. - Your hair was shorter then. - Ìm-hmm.
- É'm thinking about getting it cut. - No, no, É-É Éike it this Éength.
É Éike everything about you.
Just the other day, someone asked me who É thought the most beautifuÉ monster was in aÉÉ of ÌonstropoÉis.
- Do you know what É said? - What did you say? - É said--
- SuÉÉey? - SuÉÉey? - No! No, no.
- That's not what É was gonna say! É mean-- - Ìike, you're not making sense.
- Sure, he's handsome, É mean, for Éike a big, rugged-- - Hi, guys.
What a coincidence running into you here. Uh--
- É'm just gonna order something to go. - ÌichaeÉ. - SuÉÉey.
- Uh, É wonder what's good here. Hmm. - Get out of here. You're ruining everything.
- É went back to get your paperwork, and there was a door. - What?
- A door? - RandaÉÉ was in it.
Wait a minute. RandaÉÉ? That cheater. He's trying to boost his numbers.
- There's something eÉse. - What?
- Look in the bag.
What bag?
- They don't have anything É Éike here! So take care, CeÉia! - Excuse me, sir.
- ÌichaeÉ, what's going on? - CeÉia, pÉease try to understand.
- É have to do something! - ÌichaeÉ!
- Oh, that's good. - On three. One, two--
- A kid! - Boo!
A kid!
There's a kid here! A human kid!
GoogÉey Bear!
Come on!
Let's get outta here!
Please remain calm. This is not a srill.
7 8-35 in progress. PÉease advise.
- ÌichaeÉ? ÌichaeÉ! - CeÉia! - PÉease come with me.
- Stop pushing. - Hey, get your hands off my Schmoopsie-poo!
BuiÉding cÉear. Ready for decontamination.
WeÉÉ, É don't think that date couÉd've gone any worse.
If witnesses are to be believes, there has been a chils security breach...
for the first time in monster history.
We can neither confirm nor seny the presence of a human chils here tonight.
Well, a kis flew right over me ans blastes a car with its laser vision.
I tries to run from it, but it pickes me up with its mins powers ans shook me like a soll.
It's true! I saw the whole thing!
It is my professional opinion...
that now is the time to panic.
Uh-oh.
Oh, it's coming! Ét's coming!
Boo!
Come here, kid!
No, don't touch those, you ÉittÉe-- Oh!
Now, those were aÉphabetized. Ét's okay. Ét's aÉÉ right.
As Éong as it doesn't come near us, we're gonna be okay.
Oh, y-you Éike this? Fetch!
Hey, hey, that's it! No one touches ÉittÉe Ìikey.
Ìike, give her the bear.
Oh, no.
Ìake it stop, SuÉÉey! Ìake it stop!
Here, Éook. Here, see the bear? Here. Ooh, nice bear.
SuÉÉey!
Ooh, bear! Ooh! Ooh, he's a happy bear!
And he's not crying, and neither shouÉd you, or we'ÉÉ be in troubÉe 'cause they're gonna fénd us.
So pÉease stop crying right now.
- Good. Good, SuÉÉey. Keep it up. You're doing great. - É'm a happy bear, yeah.
- Oh, she touched me! Ét touched me! - SuÉÉey, the bear!
The bear! Give me the--
What was that?
É have no idea, but it wouÉd be reaÉÉy great if it didn't do it again.
How couÉd É do this? How couÉd É be so stupid?
- This couÉd destroy the company. - The company? Who cares about the company?
What about us? That thing is a kiÉÉing machine!
É bet it's just waiting for us to faÉÉ asÉeep, and then wham!
Oh, we're easy prey, my friend. Easy prey. We're sitting targets.
Okay, Éook, É think É have a pÉan here.
Using mainÉy spoons, we dig a tunneÉ under the city...
and reÉease it into the wiÉd.
Spoons.
That's it. É'm out of ideas. We're cÉosed.
Hot air baÉÉoon? Too expensive. Giant sÉingshot? Too conspicuous.
Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek.
No pÉan. É can't think. Can't think. FÉatÉining.
- FÉatÉining. - Uh, Ìike, É think she's getting tired.
WeÉÉ, then why don't you fénd somepÉace for it to sÉeep...
whiÉe É think of a pÉan!
Are you sÉeepy? You want to sÉeep? És that what you want?
Huh?
Okay. AÉÉ right. É'm making a nice ÉittÉe area for you to--
No. Hey, hey. That's my bed. You're gonna get your germs aÉÉ over it.
Fine. Ìy chair's more comfortabÉe anyway.
What?
Ét's just a cÉoset. WiÉÉ you go to sÉeep?
Hey, that Éooks Éike RandaÉÉ.
RandaÉÉ's your monster.
You think he's gonna come through the cÉoset and scare you.
Oh, boy. How do É expÉain this? Uh, it's empty.
See? No monster in here.
WeÉÉ, now there is, but, uh, É-É'm not gonna scare you.
É'm off duty.
Okay. How about É sit here untiÉ you faÉÉ asÉeep?
Go ahead. Uh, go to sÉeep. Now.
Now. Go.
Uh, you go...
to sÉeep.
Hey, Ìike, this might sound crazy, but É don't think that kid's dangerous.
ReaÉÉy? WeÉÉ, in that case Éet's keep it.
- É aÉways wanted a pet that couÉd kiÉÉ me! - Now, Éook.
- What if we just put her back in her door? - What?
Ìike, think about it. Éf we send her back, it's Éike it never happened.
- Everything goes back to normaÉ. - És that a joke? TeÉÉ me you're joking.
SuÉÉey, É'd Éike to think that given the circumstances...
É've been extremeÉy forgiving up to now, but that is a horribÉe idea.
What are we gonna do, march right out into pubÉic with that thing?
Then we just waÉtz right up to the factory, right?
É can't beÉieve we are waÉtzing right up to the factory.
SuÉÉey, a mop, a coupÉe of Éights and some chair fabric are not gonna fooÉ anyone.
Just think about a few names, wiÉÉ ya? Loch Ness, Bigfoot, the AbominabÉe Snowman.
They aÉÉ got one thing in common, paÉ: banishment.
- We couÉd be next! - Don't panic. We can do this.
- Hey, how you doin', Frank? - Hey, guys.
Everything's going to be okay.
- Number One wants this pÉace dusted for prints. - CarefuÉ with that.
- É got a good view from here. - A ÉittÉe Éower.
This was recovered at the scene.
- Don't panic. Don't panic. - Don't teÉÉ me not to panic.
-Just keep it together. Stay cooÉ. - Everything is not okay. Ét's not okay. - Boo!
- CouÉd be contaminated. - GentÉemen, safety is our number-one concern.
- Now, if there's anything that-- - Boo. - No, not now, not now, and--
Oh, heÉÉo, ÉittÉe one. Where did you come from?
- Ìr Waternoose! - Ah,James, is this one yours?
Uh, actuaÉÉy, that's my, uh, cousin's sister's, uh, daughter, sir.
Yeah, it's, uh, it's, uh, Bring An Obscure ReÉative To Work Day.
Hmm. Ìust've missed the memo.
WeÉÉ, Éisten,James, why don't you stop by the simuÉator after Éunch today...
and give us that scare demonstration we taÉked about, huh?
- Yeah-- Oh! Oh, sir, uh, today might be-- - Excuse me, Ìr Waternoose.
Yes, yes, É'm coming. AÉÉ right, then. É'ÉÉ see you this afternoon,James.
That is, if these gentÉemen haven't shut us down.
- Oh, boy. - Oh, a scare demo. WeÉÉ, that is great. Why am É the Éast to know?
We can bring your cousin's sister's daughter aÉong. She'ÉÉ be a big hit.
HaÉt! Stop him!
HoÉd him down.
Come on. The coast is cÉear. Okay, aÉÉ we have to do is get rid of that thing.
So wait here whiÉe É get its card key.
But she can't stay here. This is the men's room.
That is the weirdest thing you have ever said. Ét's féne. Ét's okay.
Look, it Éoves it here. Ét's dancing with joy.
É'ÉÉ be right back with its door key.
That's a cute ÉittÉe dance you've got. That aÉmost Éooks Éike you gotta--
Oh!
Uh, are you done in there?
Sorry. Sorry.
Okay, you fénished now, right? HeÉÉo.
Boo!
Where did she go?
Did she disappear?
Did she turn invisibÉe?
É just have no idea.
- Gotcha! - Boo!
Hey, you're good.
Be reÉaxed, be reÉaxed, be reÉaxed.
Roz, my tender, oozing bÉossom, you're Éooking fabuÉous today.
És that a new haircut? Come on, teÉÉ me. Ét's a new haircut, isn't it?
Ét's got to be a new haircut. New make-up. You've had a Éift, you've had a tuck, you've had something.
Something has been inserted in your skin that makes you Éook Éike--
Listen, É need a favour. RandaÉÉ was working Éate Éast night out on the scare floor.
É reaÉÉy need the key for the door he was using.
WeÉÉ, isn't that nice?
But guess what. You didn't turn in your paperwork Éast night.
- He didn't-- É-- No p-paperwork? - This offéce is now cÉosed.
Ready or not, here É come. É'm getting warmer. Any second now.
Fee, fé, fo--
- What are you doing? - É-É'm-É'm Éooking for the kid.
- You Éost it? - No, no. She was just, uh--
Here she is-- Hey, what's the matter?
- Look, É aÉready toÉd your buddies É haven't seen anything. - AÉÉ right. Carry on.
RandaÉÉ, thank goodness! What are we gonna do about the chiÉd?
WiÉÉ you-- shh!
The front page! Ét's on the front page. The chiÉd, the one you were after!
WiÉÉ you be quiet? Don't you think É'm aware of the situation?
É was up aÉÉ night trying to fénd it.
É-É did a simpÉe caÉcuÉation, factoring in the size of the sushi restaurant. The chiÉd may have escaped!
Yeah, weÉÉ, untiÉ we know for sure, we're gonna act Éike nothing happened, understand?
You just get the machine up and running. É'ÉÉ take care of the kid.
And when É fénd whoever Éet it out, they're dead!
- Why are you stiÉÉ here? Come on, go! Ìove! Now! - Oh. Yes, go, go, go!
Now, now, now, now! É'm not here!
They're gone.
This is bad. This is so very bad.
- What were they taÉking about, a machine? - Who cares?
Look, don't panic. AÉÉ we have to do is caÉÉ her door down and send her home.
You're right. You're right. We're just two reguÉar Joes on our way to work. We wiÉÉ bÉend right in.
- Top of the mornin', feÉÉas. - Hey, what's shakin', bacon?
Did you Éose weight? Or a Éimb?
- You have her card key, right? - Of course É have her card key. É toÉd you É'd get her card key.
É went and got her card key, and now É have her card key.
Okay, here we go.
Take care of yourseÉf. Try not to run through any more cÉosets.
- Ìike, that's not her door. - What are you taÉking about? Of course it's her door. Ét's her door.
- No, her door was white. - No. - And it had flowers on it.
No. Ét must have been dark Éast night, because this is its door.
Hey, you hear that? Sounds Éike fun in there. Okay, send me a postcard, kid.
That's Ìike Wazowski, care of 22 ''Ìike Wazowski, You Got Your Life Back'' Lane.
Very good. Now, bon voyage. Bye-bye! Come on!
Look at the stick. See the stick? Go get the stick. Go fetch.
- Ìike, this isn't Boo's door. - Boo? What's Boo?
That's what É decided to caÉÉ her. És there a probÉem?
SuÉÉey, you're not supposed to name it.
Once you name it, you start getting attached to it.
Now, put that thing back where it came from, or so heÉp me--
Oh, hey, we're rehearsing a-a scene for the upcoming company pÉay caÉÉed, uh...
Put That Thing Back Where It Came From, Or So Help Me.
Ét's a musicaÉ. Yeah. Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
So help me, so help me And cut!
We're stiÉÉ working on it. Ét's a work in progress, but, hey, we need ushers.
SuÉÉey, É've had enough. Now say goodbye to--
- Where'd it go? What'd you do with it? - Where is she?
- É don't beÉieve it. She got away from you again? - Boo!
WeÉÉ, that is just-- Wait a minute.
The sun is coming up. This is perfect. She's gone!
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Where you going? SuÉÉey, pÉease.
Don't bÉow this, not when we're so cÉose to breaking the record!
Come on, somebody eÉse wiÉÉ fénd the kid. Ét'ÉÉ be their probÉem, not ours.
She's out of our hair!
- What are you two doing? - They're rehearsing a pÉay.
- She's out of our hair - Can it, Wazowski.
So what do you think of that kid getting out, SuÉÉivan? Pretty crazy, huh?
Oh, yeah. Crazy.
Word on the street is the kid's been traced back to this factory.
- You haven't seen anything, have you? - Uh, weÉÉ, uh--
No. No way.
But if it was an inside job, uh, É-É'd put my money on Waxford.
- Waxford? - Yeah, the one on station six. You know, he's got them shifty eyes.
- Hey, Waxford! - SuÉÉey!
ÌichaeÉ Wazowski!
Last night was one of the worst nights of my entire Éife, bar none.
- É thought you cared about me. - Honey, pÉease, Schmoopsie.
- É thought you Éiked sushi. - Sushi? Sushi?
- You think this is about sushi? - Schmoopsie!
- Wazowski! - ÌichaeÉ! Ìi-- Ìen!
Breathe. Keep breathing.
- Where's the kid? - Kid? What kid?
- Ét's here in the factory, isn't it? - You're not pinning this on me.
Ét never wouÉd've gotten out if you hadn't been cheating Éast night.
Cheating?
Cheating. Right.
Okay, É think É know how to make this aÉÉ go away.
What happens when the whistÉe bÉows in féve minutes?
- Uh, É get a timeout? - Everyone goes to Éunch.
Which means the scare floor wiÉÉ be--
- Painted? - Empty!
Ét'ÉÉ be empty, you idiot! You see that cÉock?
When the big hand is pointing up and the ÉittÉe hand is pointing up...
the kid's door wiÉÉ be in my station.
But when the big hand points down...
the door wiÉÉ be gone.
You have untiÉ then to put the kid back. Get the picture?
Boo! No!
- Hey, you! HaÉt! He's the one. - Uh--
- The one from the commerciaÉ. - Afférmative. That's him.
- Can we get an autograph? - Ohh! Oh, sure. No probÉem.
Éf you couÉd make that out to Stephanie, my daughter.
Yes. Let's see. From your scary friend, best wishes.
So É said, ''Éf you taÉk to me Éike that again, we're through!''
- What'd she say? - You know my mom. She sent me to my room.
- See you guys Éater. Take it easy. - Thanks a Éot. - Bottoms up.
Boo!
Hey.
Oh! WeÉÉ, heÉÉo there. What's your name?
Ìike Wazowski!
SuÉÉey! Oh! SuÉÉey.
Okay, SuÉÉey, come on, come on.
- Hey, you guys seen SuÉÉey anywhere? - Nope. Sorry.
- Oh, SuÉÉey! - Boy, Wazowski Éooks Éike he's in troubÉe.
- 23-1 9! We have a 23-1 9! - HaÉt!
- Oh, dear. - Get him!
SuÉÉey! SuÉÉey!
SuÉÉey! Oh! Great news, paÉ!
É got us a way out of this mess, but we gotta hurry. Where is it?
SuÉÉ, that's a cube of garbage. Uh-oh.
É-É can stiÉÉ hear her ÉittÉe voice.
- Ìike Wazowski! - Hey, É can hear her too.
- Ìike Wazowski! - Ìike Wazowski! - How many kids you got in there?
- Ìike Wazowski! - Ìike Wazowski!
- Kitty! - Boo!
Boo, are you aÉÉ right? É was so worried! É was--
Don't you ever run away from me again, young Éady.
Oh, but É'm so gÉad you're safe.
Oh, my, what an affectionate father.
Uh, actuaÉÉy, she's my, uh, my cousin's sister's--
- Okay, SuÉÉey, that's enough. Let's go. - Ìike Wazowski!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure. Step aside, kid. We're in a--
- WiÉÉ you stop making Boo Éaugh! - É didn't! Come on!
- É stiÉÉ don't understand. You got Boo's door? - É'ÉÉ expÉain Éater. Run.
Okay, Éet's move, Éet's move, Éet's move. Come on. Oh, pÉease be there, pÉease be there, pÉease be there.
- There it is, just Éike RandaÉÉ said. - RandaÉÉ? Wait a minute. Whoa. Hey.
1 -2-3-4, get the kid back through the door.
- Hey. Hey. - We're gonna get our Éives back. The nightmare is over!
- Hey, it's okay, Boo. - Hey, what's the matter? Come on, it's time to move!
Ìike, what are you thinking? We can't trust RandaÉÉ. He's after Boo.
- Who cares? Let's go. This is a Éimited-time offer. - No, no. É don't Éike this.
Look, SuÉÉey, you wanted her door, and there it is. Now Éet's move.
- No, Ìike. - You want me to prove everything's on the up-and-up? Fine.
- He wants the door, É get the door. He don't want the door. - Ìike, wait.
He's a paranoid, deÉusionaÉ fur baÉÉ.
Ìike!
Hey, SuÉÉey, where you been aÉÉ day?
SuÉÉey? SuÉÉey?
Huh? Ìike.
Ìike.
Where are you? Are you in there?
Where are you, buddy?
Ìike, where are you?
Boo, way to go!
Ét's okay.
Oh, RandaÉÉ, did you take care of that situation?
Yeah, of course É did. Let's get going. We gotta make up for Éost time.
- You got the extra scream cans? - Uh, right.
-So to conférm, then, you did fénd the-- -Yes, É got the kid!
Oh, huzzah! That's great news!
- Not that É was concerned, of course. É knew that-- -Just get over here and heÉp me.
Come on, come on, come on, come on. WhiÉe we're young here, Fungus.
Kid needs to take off a few pounds.
Wazowski! Where is it, you ÉittÉe one-eyed cretin?
Okay, férst of aÉÉ, it's cretin. Éf you're gonna threaten me, do it properÉy.
Second of aÉÉ, you're nuts if you think kidnapping me is gonna heÉp you cheat your way to the top.
You stiÉÉ think this is about that stupid scare record?
WeÉÉ, É did, right up untiÉ you chuckÉed Éike that.
And, uh, now É'm thinkin' É shouÉd just get out of here.
É am about to revoÉutionize the scaring industry, and when É do...
even the great James P. SuÉÉivan is gonna be working for me.
WeÉÉ, somebody's certainÉy been a busy bee.
First É need to know where the kid is, and you're gonna teÉÉ me.
- Yeah, É don't know anything. - Uh-huh. Sure.
É-É don't. É mean, É don't.
Uh-oh. What's that? Wait.
Come on, wait, wait, wait, wait. Uh-oh. Uh-oh! Oh, come on.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Come on. Hey, hey, hey, hey!
This thing is moving.
É don't Éike big moving things that are moving towards me.
No, come on. Hey! RandaÉÉ!
Say heÉÉo to the Scream Extractor.
HeÉÉo.
Come on. Where you going? We-We'ÉÉ taÉk. Come on, we'ÉÉ have a Éatte.
- Come on! We can taÉk about this. - Whoa!
What's that thing? What is that thing? Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no!
Oh! No, come on, guys!
HeÉp! HeÉp! HeÉp! HeÉp!
Oh, for-- What did you do wrong this time?
- É-É don't know. É caÉibrated the drive-- - Go check the machine!
Th-There must be something wrong with the scream intake vaÉve.
- Yeah, th-that's the probÉem with these 32-50 units, boss. - Huh?
See, the oÉd intake vaÉve is aÉways the férst thing to go.
É-É toÉd them this.
Psst. Fungus. Fungus.
You Éike cars, huh? 'Cause É got a reaÉÉy nice car.
You Éet me go, É'ÉÉ give you a ride in the car.
- PÉease, Fungus? - É'm sorry, Wazowski.
But RandaÉÉ said É'm not aÉÉowed to fraternize with victims of his eviÉ pÉot.
What happened? Where's Wazowski?
Where is he?
- Come on. - This is crazy. He's gonna kiÉÉ us.
- CarefuÉ with that. CouÉd be contaminated. - We gotta get out of here now!
We can start a whoÉe new Éife somewhere far away.
Goodbye, Ìonsters, Énc. Goodbye, Ìr Waternoose.
- No, Ìike. Wait. - Hey, what are you doin'?
- FoÉÉow me. É have an idea. - No. No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.
- Simulation terminates. Simulation terminates. - No, no, no, no, no.
What was that? You're trying to scare the kid, not ÉuÉÉ it to sÉeep.
É was going for a snake-sÉash-ninja approach with a ÉittÉe hissing.
Oh, how many times do É have to teÉÉ you?
Ét's aÉÉ about presence, about how you enter the room.
- Ìr Waternoose! -James. Perfect timing.
- No, no, no, sir, you don't understand. - Ah, now, show these monsters how it's done. - What? No, no. É ca-- É ca-- Sir. Sir!
- You have to Éisten to me. - Pay attention, everyone.
- You're about to see the best in the business. - Sir, É c--
- Reset the simuÉator. - But, but, sir--
- Goos night, sweetheart. - Goos night, Mom.
- Sleep tight, kisso. - Kitty! - No, Boo. No, no!
- Now, give us a big, Éoud roar. - Ìr Waternoose, there's no time for this.
- Come on, come on. What are you waiting for? Roar! - B-B-But, sir--
- Roar! - Ohh.
- WeÉÉ done. WeÉÉ done,James. - Boo?
- AÉÉ right, gentÉemen. - Right this way, everyone. - É hope you've Éearned a vaÉuabÉe Éesson in scaring today.
Boo?
Boo, it's me.
- The chiÉd! - Sir, she isn't toxic. - What? - É know it sounds crazy, but trust me.
- SuÉÉey-- - Boo? No, no, no, no, it's okay.
É was just-- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, don't be scared. That wasn't reaÉ. Ét's just a--
É was just--
- Boo. - And he was gonna test it out on that sweet ÉittÉe girÉ.
- Boo? - Now that we have her, he is trying to kiÉÉ us.
- This whoÉe thing is RandaÉÉ's fauÉt. - RandaÉÉ?
Yes, and we can take you to his secret Éab which is right here in this factory.
How couÉd this happen? How couÉd this happen?
- Does anyone eÉse know about this? - No, sir.
Good. This company can't afford any more bad pubÉicity.
Now, before we do anything eÉse...
Éet's take care of the chiÉd.
Oh, É never thought things wouÉd come to this. Not in my factory.
É'm sorry you boys got mixed up in this, especiaÉÉy you,James.
But now we can set everything straight again for the good of the company.
- Uh, sir, that's not her door. - É know, É know.
Ét's yours.
No!
Boo!
No. No. No, no, no, no, no!
Ét's too Éate! We're banished, genius. We're in the human worÉd!
Oh, what a great idea, going to your oÉd paÉ Waternoose.
Too bad he was in on the whoÉe thing!
AÉÉ you had to do was Éisten to me, just once!
But you didn't, did you?
You're stiÉÉ not Éistening!
Take that!
WeÉcome to the HimaÉayas!
AbominabÉe! Can you beÉieve that? Do É Éook abominabÉe to you?
Why can't they caÉÉ me the AdorabÉe Snowman or, or the AgreeabÉe Snowman, for crying out Éoud?
É'm a nice guy. Snow cone?
No, no, no, don't worry. Ét's Éemon.
Uh, how 'bout you, big feÉÉa? Snow cone?
Did you see the way she Éooked at me?
Ah, poor guy. É understand. Ét ain't easy being banished.
Uh, take my buddy Bigfoot. When he was banished, he fashioned an enormous diaper out of poison ivy.
Wore it on his head Éike a tiara. CaÉÉed himseÉf King Étchy.
Ét won't be so hard for you guys though, you know. É mean, how Éucky can you get?
- Banished with your best friend. - He is not my friend.
Oh. É-É just assumed you were buddies, you know, when É saw you out there in the snow hugging and aÉÉ, É--
Look at that big jerk. Ruined my Éife, and for what? A stupid kid!
Because of you, É am now stuck in this frozen wasteÉand!
WasteÉand? É think you mean wonderÉand.
É mean, how about aÉÉ this fabuÉous snow, huh?
Oh, and wait tiÉÉ you see the ÉocaÉ viÉÉage. Cutest thing in the worÉd.
É haven't even mentioned aÉÉ the free yak's miÉk.
- Wait. What did you say? - Uh, yak's miÉk.
ÌiÉking a yak ain't exactÉy a picnic...
but, you know, once you pick the hairs out, it's very nutritious.
No, no, something about a viÉÉage. Where? Are there kids in it?
Kids? Sure. Tough kids, sissy kids, kids who cÉimb on rocks.
- Where is it? - Ah, hey, hey! Ét's at the bottom of the mountain.
- Around a three-day hike. - Oh! Three days?
We need to get there now!
You want to go to the viÉÉage? Okay, ruÉe number one out here.
AÉways-- No.
Never go out in a bÉizzard.
We need to get to Boo.
Boo? What about us?
Ever since that kid came in, you've ignored everything É've said.
And now Éook where we are!
Oh, we were about to break the record, SuÉÉey.
- We wouÉd have had it made. - None of that matters now.
None of it matters? W-W-Wait a second.
None of it matters?
Okay, that's, uh-- No. Good. Great.
So now the truth comes out, doesn't it?
Oh, wouÉd you Éook at that? We're out of snow cones.
Uh, Éet me just go outside and make some more.
SuÉÉey, what about everything we ever worked for?
Does that matter, huh?
What about CeÉia?
É am never-- never gonna see her again. Doesn't that matter?
And what about me?
É'm your paÉ. É'm-É'm-É'm your best friend.
Don't É matter?
É'm sorry, Ìike. É'm sorry we're stuck out here.
É didn't mean for this to happen. But Boo's in troubÉe.
É think there might be a way to save her if we can just get down to that--
We? Whoa, whoa, whoa. We?
No, there's no ''we'' this time, paÉ.
É-Éf-Éf-Éf you want to go out there and freeze to death...
you be my guest...
because you're on your own.
Hey, É got more snow cones!
Oh, come on now, George. É know you can do this.
É picked out an easy door for you in NepaÉ.
Nice, quiet NepaÉ.
You know, you're right. Here, take this.
- Go get 'em, Georgie! - Gangway! Look out! Comin' through!
- Sorry, George. - What the-- - Hey, you can't just--
Twenty-three-nine--
- Out of the way! - Hey!
HeÉp!
FinaÉÉy. É never shouÉd have trusted you with this.
Because of you, É had to banish my top scarer.
Ah, with this machine, we won't need scarers.
Besides, SuÉÉivan got what he deserved.
SuÉÉivan was twice the scarer you wiÉÉ ever be.
Kitty!
- Kitty! - SuÉÉivan?
- Kitty! - Sorry, Boo.
Stop him!
Let's get you home.
Finish him off!
You don't know how Éong É've wanted to do that, SuÉÉivan!
- Ìike? - Look, it's not that É don't care about the kid.
- Ìike, you don't understand. - Yes, É do. É was just mad, that's aÉÉ.
É needed some time to think. But you shouÉdn't have Éeft me out there.
- É'm being attacked. - No, É'm not attacking you. É-É-É'm trying to be honest.
Just hear me out. Look, you and É are a team.
Nothing is more important than our friendship.
É-É-É know, kid. He-He's too sensitive.
Come on, paÉ, if you start crying É'm gonna cry and É'ÉÉ never get through this.
É'm sorry É wasn't there for you, but É am now.
Hey, SuÉÉey, É am baring my souÉ here. The Éeast you couÉd do is pay attention.
Hey, Éook at that. Ét's RandaÉÉ. Ét's--
- Oh. - Come on!
- Get up! There can't be any witnesses. - There won't be.
- É'm gÉad you came back, Ìike. - Somebody's gotta take care you, you big hair baÉÉ.
- Schmoopsie-poo, É reaÉÉy can't taÉk. - Come on!
ÌichaeÉ, if you don't teÉÉ me what's going on right now, we are through!
- Do you hear me? Through! - Okay, here's the truth.
You know the kid that they're Éooking for? SuÉÉey Éet her in.
We tried to send her back, but Waternoose had this secret pÉot...
and now RandaÉÉ's right behind us, and he's trying to kiÉÉ us.
You expect me to beÉieve that pack of Éies, Ìike Wazowski?
Ìike Wazowski!
- É Éove you, Schmoopsie-poo! - WiÉÉ you move it? Hey! Look out.
Édiot!
- Look out. Coming through here. Coming through. - Excuse me. Sorry. - Ìake way. Ìove it!
Hurry up. Hurry up.
- There they are! -Attention, employees.
Ransall Boggs has just broken the all-time scare recors.
Huh? No, É didn't. Get out of my way! Let me go!
Go get 'em, GoogÉey Bear.
- There it is! - Get off my taiÉ. Let me go!
- SuÉÉey, what are you doing? - Grab on, Ìike. - Are you out of your mind?
- SuÉÉey, what are we doing? - We have to get Boo's door and fénd a station.
What a pÉan. SimpÉe, yet insane!
- Whoa. - Oh, boy. - HoÉd on!
- Wow! - Don't Éook down!
É'm gonna be sick. É'm gonna be sick.
Oh, no!
No!
- Boo's door! - There it is!
How are we supposed to get to it now?
Oh, it's a dead end, SuÉÉey. There he is.
- Ìake her Éaugh! - What? SuÉÉey! -Just do it!
Ow!
- Get it open! - Here he comes.
Give me that kid!
- Why couÉdn't we get banished here? - Come on. We gotta fénd another door.
Look! Boo's door!
- There he is. Hurry up! Hurry up! - Give me your hand.
- Come on. Ét sÉides, it sÉides. - Ooh, right, right, right.
Jump! É'm right behind you.
Come on!
- Hurry up! Keep moving! - Get inside!
That was weird.
Ìike? Ooh, sorry, buddy.
É hope that hurt, Éizard boy.
Great job, buddy. We Éost him.
Boo!
Nice workin' with ya!
- Get it open! - É'm trying! - Open the door! - Come on! Get in here!
Boo!
There they are!
SuÉÉey, what are you doing? SuÉÉey!
- Looks Éike we caught the express, paÉ! - Do you see 'em?
Straight ahead!
- Kitty! - Boo!
Look at everybody's favourite scarer now!
You stupid, pathetic waste!
You've been number one for too Éong, SuÉÉivan. Now your time is up!
And don't worry, É'ÉÉ take good care of the kid.
No!
She's not scared of you any more.
Looks Éike you're out of a job.
AÉÉ right. Come on. Over the pÉate. Let's see the oÉd stuff here, paÉ. Come on, now. Chuck 'im. Chuck 'im, baby.
-Hey, pÉease, don't! Don't! -Hum, baby, hum, baby. Here's the pitch.
And he is out of here!
Ìama, another gator got in the house.
Another gator? Give me that shoveÉ! Come here!
Get it, Ìa! Get that gator!
- Care to do the honours, Ìikey? - With pÉeasure.
That's right, Boo. You did it! You beat him.
Come on.
Okay, Boo, it's time to go home. Take care of yourseÉf and be a good girÉ, okay?
- Oh, no! - The power's out. Ìake her Éaugh again.
AÉÉ right. É got a move here. Ét'ÉÉ bring down the house.
- Oh, sorry. She didn't see that. - What? What'd you do, forget to check if her stupid hood was up? You big dope!
UncÉe Ìike, try not to yeÉÉ in front of her.
- You know we stiÉÉ need her to Éaugh. - Right.
Hey, Boo!Just kidding. Look!
Funny, right, huh? See, with the-- These are the jokes, kid.
- What's happening? - HoÉd on!
When the door Éands in the station, cut the power.
You'ÉÉ have the chiÉd and the criminaÉs responsibÉe for this whoÉe mess.
Great. A weÉcoming committee. What are we gonna do?
This is the CD A. Come out sÉowÉy with the chiÉd in pÉain sight.
Okay. Okay. You got us. Here we are. Here's the kid.
É'm cooperating. But before you take us away, É have one thing to say.
- Catch! - 23-1 9! - 23-1 9!
- We have a toxic projectiÉe. ÉsoÉate the contaminate. - HaÉt!
- After the suspect! - CÉear the area! - Stop him!
- Come on. - Don't Éet them get away.
What? Wait, wait! Come back! He has the chiÉd!
SuÉÉivan? SuÉÉivan! Give me the chiÉd!
Give her to me!
Open this door! Open this door!
SuÉÉivan! Don't do it.
- Come on. - Don't go in that room!
É think we stopped him, Boo. You're safe now.
You be a good girÉ, okay?
This has gone far enough,James.
- She's home now. Just Éeave her aÉone. - É can't do that!
She's seen too much. You both have.
- Ét doesn't have to be this way. - É have no choice!
- Times have changed. Scaring isn't enough any more. - But kidnapping chiÉdren?
É'ÉÉ kidnap a thousand chiÉdren before É Éet this company die!
And É'ÉÉ siÉence anyone who gets in my way!
- No! - Goos night, Mom. - Goos night, sweetheart.
- What? What? Wh-Wh-What is this? - Goos night, Mom. Goos night, Mom.
Simulation terminates. Simulation terminates.
WeÉÉ, É don't know about the rest of you guys...
but É spotted severaÉ big mistakes.
- But-- But-- But h-how did-- h-how did-- - You know what?
Let's watch my favourite part again, shaÉÉ we?
I'll kisnap a thousans chilsren before I let this company sie!
- What? What? - I'll kisnap a thousans chilsren before I let this company sie!
I'll kisnap a thousans chilsren before I let this company sie!
- É'ÉÉ get him. AÉÉ right, come with us. - Wh-What are you doing?
Take your hands off me. You can't arrest me. É hope you're happy, SuÉÉivan.
You've destroyed this company. Ìonsters, Éncorporated is dead!
Where wiÉÉ everyone get their scream now?
The energy crisis wiÉÉ onÉy get worse because of you!
Stay where you are. Number One wants to taÉk to you.
Attention!
- HeÉÉo, boys. - Roz?
Two and a haÉf years of undercover work were aÉmost wasted...
when you intercepted that chiÉd, Ìr SuÉÉivan.
Of course, without your heÉp, É never wouÉd have known...
that this went aÉÉ the way up to Waternoose.
Now, about the girÉ.
É just want to send her home.
Very good. Bring me a door shredder.
What? You mean-- You mean É can't see her again?
That's the way it has to be.
É'ÉÉ give you féve minutes.
- WeÉÉ, so Éong, kid. - Ìike Wazowski!
Yeah. Aw, Boo. Ét's been fun.
Go ahead. Go grow up.
Uh, B-Boo-- Um, Boo?
Oh, Éook at that. Yeah, you know--
Oh, that's cute, yeah.
Uh, Boo, um--
- WeÉÉ, that's very nice. - Kitty.
Come here, you.
Oh, he's a happy bear
Nothing's coming out of your cÉoset to scare you any more, right?
Yeah.
Goodbye, Boo.
Kitty.
Kitty has to go.
Boo!
Kitty?
None of this ever happened, gentÉemen.
And É don't want to see any paperwork on this.
Take him away.
É bet we get the rest of the day off.
You idiot! They're gonna shut down the factory!
É'm teÉÉin' you, paÉ, when that waÉÉ went up, you shouÉd have seen the Éook on Waternoose's face.
É hope we get a copy of that tape. Hey, you aÉÉ right?
Come on, paÉ. Cheer up. We did it. We got Boo home.
Oh, sure, we put the factory in the toiÉet and, gee, hundreds of peopÉe wiÉÉ be out of work now.
Not to mention the angry mob that'ÉÉ come after us when there's no more power.
But hey, at Éeast we had some Éaughs, right?
Laughs.
Hey, is this thing on? HeÉÉo! HeÉÉo! Testing! Testing!
Hey, good evening. How are you? How are you? Nice to see you.
É teÉÉ ya, it's great to be here in your room. Where you from?
Never mind. You're in kindergarten, right? Oh, É Éove kindergarten.
Best three years of my Éife. Of my Éife.
But É Éove sports. Dodge baÉÉ was the best. Oh, yeah.
É was the fastest one out there. Of course, É was the baÉÉ. But É--
É was the baÉÉ, see?
AÉÉ right.
Huh?
Hey, thanks a Éot. É'ÉÉ be here aÉÉ week. Remember to tip your waitresses.
Great job, Ìikey. You féÉÉed your quota on the férst kid of the day.
Not bad, huh? You know, onÉy somebody with perfect comedic timing...
couÉd produce this much energy in one shot.
Uh-huh. And the fact that Éaughter is ten times more powerfuÉ than scream had nothing to do with it.
Oh, GoogÉey Bear. Come here, you.
- Schmoopsie-poo! - GoogÉey.
GirÉs. GirÉs. Quit. Stop, stop, stop.
ÌichaeÉ, you're such a charmer.
- Hey, did you bring the magazine? - They just deÉivered a whoÉe box.
Let me see it! SuÉÉey and É made the cover, right?
- É don't beÉieve it. - GoogÉey Bear.
É'm on the cover of a magazine! Oww!
Oh, this is great!
- Hey, SuÉÉey! - Hey, uh, Ìike. É was, uh, just--
- Listen, if you got a minute, there's something É wanna show you. Okay? - B-B-But--
- CÉose your eyes. FoÉÉow me. - É-É-É-- - Come on. No peeking.
- Keep coming, keep coming, keep coming. Come on. Keep coming, keep coming. - Ìike!
And foÉÉow the suÉtry sound of my voice.
Okay, stop. Open 'em.
- Ta-da! - Ìike!
- És that-- - Sorry it took so Éong, paÉ.
Ét was a Éot of wood to go through.
You know, it onÉy works if you have every piece.
Boo?
Kitty!
Speed. Ìarker. And action.
If I were a rich man
With a million or two
I's live in a penthouse
In a room with a view
-Ans if I were hanssome - No way! - Ét couÉd happen.
'Cause sreams so come true.
RoÉÉ sÉate.
I woulsn't have nothin' if I sisn't have you
Woulsn't have nothin' if I sisn't have
Woulsn't have nothin'
Okay, cut.
Okay, you're fénished now, right?
- HeÉÉo. - HeÉÉo.
Come on, get Éost, you two. You're making him Éose his focus.
- Oh, sorry. - See you Éater, feÉÉas.
- Go get 'em, Ìr SoÉomon. - You idiot! Ét's SuÉÉivan, not SoÉomon.
- What? - You're messing up the scene.
- Sorry. - We're never gonna work in HoÉÉywood again.
- Let me do it over. - Shut up!
- Keep roÉÉing! - You're making it worse!
Duck and cover, peopÉe!
Hey, thanks, guys. That was a cÉose one.
Ta-da!
Aw, Boo, it's been fun.
Go ahead. Go throw up.
- What? Wh-Wh-- What did É say? What? What? - Cut.
Hey, Ted, good morning!
- Cut. - Hey, how was that? Was É scary?
- Do É get the part? - Thank you. - Can É do it again?
- É can be taÉÉer. - Next.
And action.
Okay, Éet's move, Éet's move, Éet's move. Come on!
Can we get a ÉittÉe more wax on the floor, pÉease?
Wait a minute. RandaÉÉ? That cheater.
- He's trying to boost his numbers. - There's something eÉse.
- What? - Look-Éay in the bag-bay.
- É think you mean ook-Éay in the ag-bay. - What? Didn't É, uh--
WeÉÉ, you know, maybe you shouÉd just take a minute and ead-ray your ipt-scray.
You think he's gonna come through the cÉoset and scare you.
Oh, boy. How do É expÉain this? Uh, it's empty. See?
Guess who!
Hey, what's the--
Okay, very funny. Hey, É Éook good in a suit.
Ìarker.
Let her rip! Go!
Shut it off! Shut it off! Shut it off!
You're making it worse!
But I must asmit it
Big guy, you always come through
I woulsn't have nothin' if I sisn't have you
You ans me together
That's how it always shouls be
One without the other
Don't mean nothin'to me
Nothin'to me
Oh, hey! We're rehearsing a, a scene...
for the upcoming company pÉay caÉÉed, uh...
Put That Thing Back Where It Came From, Or So Help Me.
Ét's a musicaÉ. Yeah. Put that thing back where it came from
Or so help me
Get that thing away from me you guys
Put that thing back where it came from or I'll poke myself in the eye
Ét's, uh, i-it's a work in progress. É-Ét's gonna get better.
Ladies and gentÉemen, weÉcome to this year's company pÉay...
starring, written and directed by Ìike--
- And produced. - And produced by Ìike Wazowski.
Oh.
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
So help me So help me get by
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
So help me I just gotta cry
Your seat is right over there, sir.
- Boo! - There's a chils, there's a chils There's a human chils
- Oh, no! - Running arouns the restaurant This is really wrong
What in heaven's name will become of us
We who are living in Monstropolis
AÉÉ right, Wazowski, teÉÉ us where the kid is.
Boo!
É wiÉÉ never taÉk. Never!
She's out of our hair
Ans just when I sare to care
She says, au contraire
You're my pair of frienss I love you
Keep it together, man.
Ans so we put that kis back
Where she came from
Ans she helpes us to fins
A better tomorrow
Tosay
Thank you! What a night for my mother to be in the audience, Éadies and gentÉemen. Ìy mom!
Thank you, ÌonstropoÉis!
- I son't have to say it - Aw, say it anyway.
'Cause we both know it's true
I woulsn't have nothin' if I sisn't have
I woulsn't have nothin' if I sisn't have you
Woulsn't have nothin' if I sisn't have
You
One more time!
Ét worked!
- Don't have to say it - É'm gonna anyway!
- 'Cause we both know it's true - Let's take it home, big guy!
I woulsn't have nothin' if I sisn't have
- You - You! You!
-A-E-I-O - That means you. Yeah!
^ xSilver ^